This guide will list all the different types of “pre-round” players in TF2.
This person is AFK. They might be getting some coffee, watching YouTube in their shift+tab browser, eating… who knows! Whatever they’re doing, they ain’t moving!
A Demoman that just spams G and keeps saying “HAPPY!” over & over again
A Huntsman Sniper who keeps saying “STAB STAB STAB” over & over again
A Pyro that tries to light people on fire through the gates
Someone who stands in the middle of their entire team who is Conga-ing, and refuses to join in
Someone who doesn’t taunt at all. They’re very serious.
Someone who uses their kill bind to be funny
A Sniper that stands in one position, scoped in, waiting to take a shot…
A person trying to taunt kill enemies through the gate… and failing
…or failing like this (a little less embarrassing)
This guy is a Scout/Soldier that jumps on top of things in spawn
A person showing off their unusual taunt
Someone that spams one single voice line over & over again (usually “MEDIC!” or “Spy”)
A Sniper who throws Jarate at the gate to cover enemies in it (or a Scout that throws Mad Milk)
Someone who uses Conga/Kazotsky Kick with their teammates
A Medic that stands and builds up their Über
A Demoman who sets up sticky traps by the doors
Someone who sees a Demoman setting up sticky traps and intensely stares at the stickies, to let the Demo know that they see them.
An Engineer setting their stuff up
An enemy Spy that is disguised as you/one of your teammates, spamming the “Spy” voice command while staring at you
A Heavy that eats Sandviches
A player who paces around and uses stock taunts
(You already know…)
A Demoman that keeps charging into the wall over & over again
A guy who just hits his teammates with a pan very loudly